When I Recieve A Text From My Crush

im-sexy-and-ikn0w-it:

First Im Like :

When He Takes 20 To Reply :

Then I Text Him Like 3 Times Before I Get Another Text And Im Like Wtf ?

And Then I Give Up And Im Like :

And Then He Replys And I Go Back To :

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Finishing a final exam early, then realizing you have a hour to kill till class is over.

lifesoundedgood:

You draw, on your desk,

and yourself, 

you stare at the walls,

you stare at your teacher, seeing how long it will take he/she to notice your staring at them.

you stop and decide to distract people around you,

realizing no one is paying attention, you think your invisible. so hoping you look like harry potter

giving up all hope and sleep like a mofo

that awkward moment when your weeve is malfunctioning.

tildeathdoisuffer:

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your parents making out

4pplecrunch:

and you’re like ‘ewww’

and they say “Shut up, this is how we made you”

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Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
every guy should read this.